The surRealist Review: The Devil’s Carnival
I’ve been delaying writing up this review for a while now. In part due to lack of inspiration and in part due to not having...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: Gurren Lagann
I’ll be the first to rail and gnash my teeth against anime. For though I do love animation, I tend to despise the writing, themes, and...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: Kick-Ass
Nic Cage has channelled the non-dead spirit of William Shatner and somehow has become a sociopathic, pseudo-serial killer dad who dresses...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
I’m not too terribly sure where to begin with this one. I’ve only seen a handful of Terry Gilliam’s works. I loved...
Read MoreThe surRealist’s Review: Vampire’s Kiss or Nic Cage is a… wait, what?
Where do I even begin on this one? I just watched Nic Cage shove huge fake plastic vampire teeth into his mouth, make a face like a stoned...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: The Sorcerer’s Apprentice or Nic Cage is a Secret Fight Wizard
Not too long ago, Charlie Sheen made a comment about how he was a Secret Vatican Warlock Assassin and we all laughed. Some of us laughed...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: The Man Who Fell to Earth
David Bowie is a sexy, bald, lizard eyed alien man from that desert planet in Dune. He rode to Earth on a a sandworm wearing nothing but a...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: Drive Angry
I’ve spent a long time listening to the Internet reviewers attached to the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses site. One thing that some of my...
Read MoreThe surRealist Review: Rubber
Editor’s note: I’m very happy to welcome Grymm from our affiliate site, Voodoo Walrus, to Geek Life! Grymm will be bringing us...
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